Bean Head

Someone who does stupid things, especially bad drivers.

Use your turn signal, you BEAN HEAD!

by JACKTHECRIPPER February 18, 2021

Crema de Salsa Beans

The act of shitting in a dirty vagina while its got a heavy flow then proceeding to mash the shit in the chunky blood till you top it off with your crema

I was hungry for Mexican food so I made crema de salsa beans in her last night.

by KremyChkn October 4, 2025

Mean Bean

A very smelly piss.

If you ever enter a bathroom and all you smell is an impossibly smelly piss, you call that a Mean Bean.

"Oh Shit! That is a fucking Mean Bean!"

by BluezTaCa November 30, 2024

whatever flicks your bean

Alternative form of whatever floats your boat.

First coined by xavier in reference to barren society weinbergs name swap.

Xavier - ”whatever flicks your bean, society”

by ShowboatingSnakeCharmer September 27, 2023

Put weight on the bean

When you get hot and heavy on the clitoris.

i.e. did you hear Jim last night? He bought that girl home and put weight on the bean.

by Nepenthes126 December 4, 2016

stupid beans

Fucking bullshit

Homie: you I just fucked your bitch
Me: Stupid beans

by waterguy29 November 10, 2017

smol bean

something or someone who is small, short or tiny. Basically either the cutest thing you ever seen, adorable, and tiny. Just wholesomeness and precious.

Example:

Friend A: Omg guys! Look at smol bean! Sooo cute.

Friend B: Ok, calm down. It’s just a kitten.

Friend A: What are you talking about? IT IS SUCH A SMOL BEAN.

Example 2:

Aaron is smol bean. He’s very tiny and short.

by wisdomous October 10, 2020