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good thick

(This applies to girls, I am a girl and I know how it’s like. I’m not sure what a male equivalent of it would be)

There is a stark difference between “damnnn she thick” and “go gym”, and that’s— body shape. See, two women could have a very similar, almost exact amount of body fat, but it’s the shape of their bodies that draws the line between attractive and mid/unattractive.

Let’s say Woman A has around 30% body fat, and has an hourglass body shape. Her hips, thighs, and chest are accentuated and she’s lucky because her body falls into one of the few types that people deem attractive, the true thick.

Woman B also has around 30% body fat, but she has a rectangle body shape (so do I!) and the fat collects in the form of her body, so nothing like her hips and thighs or whatever are accentuated, and will leave her looking like a cereal box. Unfortunately, no one will find this body attractive, and it hurts to have gone through that..

Some people who try to silence the undesirable girls with pity try to blur this difference, but it does not work, neither on paper nor in real life. You can try to rope both of the instances of Woman A and B into “thick/chubby” and label it all a good thing, but no. A is attractive, B is not. So now there have to be new terms: “good thick” (as seen in A) and “fat/bad thick” (as seen in B). Thanks a lot Pity Patrons.
Pity patron: nooooo don’t say that!! I saw your selfie in the server, youre thick and some people find that attractive!! youll find someone

Ugly girl: no, stop.. there’s a difference. There’s good thick, like that girl who posted right after I did, and then bad thick like me, there’s a difference

Pity patron: *observes the great difference* yea actually never mind LMAOAOAOOAOA
by spadecard November 25, 2022
mugGet the good thickmug.

Roman Good-Bye

Hey Bill, did you give the Roman Good-Bye last night?

Ofcourse! I ain't a God-Damn Nazi!
by CalculatingCarmine April 18, 2022
mugGet the Roman Good-Byemug.

good daytime

A greeting you might use in the daytime (06:00 until 17:59).
by Ñyçyñyçyñyçyñyçy July 26, 2025
mugGet the good daytimemug.

good darkening

A term of introduction used when it is too late to say good evening
Good darkening guys, how’s it going?”
by gaydragon420 May 11, 2018
mugGet the good darkeningmug.

Yeah, probably a good idea

That's the 3rd time you've silenced me. So it's 3 to 0 now. My mind I your meat Gundam did make you improve but I still haven't gotten to use anybody else's did.
Hym "Rate Exceeded? Fun. But we're back! But yeah, probably a good idea. As I was saying...."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
mugGet the Yeah, probably a good ideamug.

Good

Hym “All of the greatest atrocities are done in the name of the greater good. This isn’t a profound realization. It’s something we all know to be true. In this context, the people who claim to ‘strive towards the good’ do little more than use the word as justification for doing whatever they want. And in doing so they conflate the word ‘good’ with ‘I have managed to escape punishment’ or ‘my punishment will be deferred so I don’t care.’ “
by Hym Iam September 27, 2022
mugGet the Goodmug.

What the goodness

An extra clean version of literally any other cuss word.
Anybody: (*Is jokingly, mildly insulted*): What the goodness, man?
mugGet the What the goodnessmug.

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