Simp's Law

Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.

"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius

by mistahroga May 9, 2020

Simp

A real man. Men who are real at their hearts are simps and appreciated by women. Boys are the ones who deny being a simp.

Male 1: are you a simp?
Male 2: no!
Male 1: oh so your a wimpy boy then

by anonymous January 18, 2024

Simp

sandro.

OMG marta your hair looks so gorgeous ~ Sandro the supportive Simp boyfriend

by sochy. December 29, 2022

Simp

Roguish_Raven

Mans such a simp trying to get modded by doing the mods job for them

by Not_A_Simp March 1, 2020

Simp

An act of being fucking gay for some girl

Anthony! Stop fucking simping for her and have a makeout session with the boys.

by a strand of ramen named zach November 18, 2020

SIMP

alex o’conell

alex o’conell is the king of simps

by simp nationss August 12, 2020

Simp

some dude who will go out of his way to please a girl who wants nothing to do with him
usually associated with the name :Ryder

me: yo why do you keep simping again?
simp king: Because I'm really stupid and need pussay

by hotsaucepeehole February 17, 2020