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day spa

a day spa is when renting a hotel room,you fill sink with warm water to dip your nut-sack into,whilst masterbating onto the large mirror which is always in the bathroom of the hotel room!thus a day spa!
before checking out of the hotel room,i treated my-self to a day spa
by r. oneill August 17, 2007
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pre-day

I got back from Miami pre-day.
by MZH November 8, 2012
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girlfriend day

A day where you have to post your girlfriend on any day of june. It doesn’t apply to straight people!
A. Oh my! It’s appreciate your girlfriend day for me today!
B. Really? I plan on doing it tomorrow!
by girlfriend day June 30, 2021
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Hump Day

Hump Day is Wednesday, the day cadets fuck another male cadet in his mouth or asshole.
Oh-oh -- today is Hump Day -- I know what I'm in for - a mouth and asshole full of cum!
by USAF Cadet September 15, 2021
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v-day

vagina day. all the girls are obsessed with valentine's day, all the girls have a vagina...need i say more?
girl 1: it's valentine's day!

girl 2: yea, happy V-day..vagina day.
by Cupid<3 March 8, 2011
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Third Day

A band with a lead singer who has the lowest and worst sounding voice ever. If you want to hear some terrible singing listen to them
If Third Day was preforming they would suck.
by The1theonlyJaboda23 December 1, 2011
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valentine's day

A day when you get to show your significant other, be that wife/gf or husband/bf, how much you care for them. You of course show them this every day, but Valentine's Day is a day to really step up to the plate and show the person you truly care for them.

Also a day when single people get very jealous because they have no one to spend the day with and see no point in it. I'd be willing to bet money that if they were in a relationship they'd see why the day is special.
True Story

Me: "I surprised my girlfriend this year by covering her eyes and then showing her to the kitchen where I had strawberries and chocolate laid out on the table. We then proceeded to make chocolate covered strawberries, because she loves them, and then fed eachother them. We won't go into detail about what happened afterwards."

My Buddy(single): "That's stupid. What's so special about Valentine's Day anyway?"

Me: "You're only saying that cause you aren't dating anyone."

Buddy: "Shut up man." (Proceeds to walk away)
by IneedAnameFoo February 24, 2006
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