After a night of sucking in your farts for 6 hours on your first date, the first 30 minutes post-date generate farts that would pique the interest of a seismologist.
by birchak December 5, 2009
Get the First Date Fartsmug. by MJBarnes February 10, 2010
Get the Russian Doll Fartsmug. by Threevolve October 31, 2008
Get the fart before the poopmug. When several individuals in an enclosed space fart simultaneously (or in rapid succession) to create one monster cloud of shit particles. By all powers combined the aggregate fart is stronger than its parts.
Trevor Ballard, Grogan Gammons, and Jackson farted in their Range Rover at the same time, it was a captain planet fart.
by Bro-cephus October 25, 2009
Get the captain planet fartmug. A place in Texas where many cross-country airline flights stop for connections and a particularly excellent place for a mid-trip dump.
Woman: Oh dear, I'm feeling like I need to drop the kids off at the pool.
Man: We'll be landing in Dallass-Fart Worth shortly and you can bend a biscuit there.
Man: We'll be landing in Dallass-Fart Worth shortly and you can bend a biscuit there.
by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011
Get the Dallass-Fart Worthmug. Steve: thinking it is finally the time to move this relationship to the next level gets real close to Chris's lips
Chris: did you fart?
Chris: did you fart?
by yerLAZY March 24, 2012
Get the did you fart?mug. the act of pouring atleast 1 litre of koolaid down your butt hole, then jamming the hole up with jelly beans to cork it and hold in the liquid, then having your partner sit underneath your ass while you push as hard as possible until the koolaide and jelly beans squirt all over your said partners face.
we had a pizza party, but i forgot a birthday present, so instead i gave the birthday boy an alaskan jelly fart.
by onebadbanana03 January 7, 2012
Get the Alaskan Jelly Fartmug.