Goodmorning and God-bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

“Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?”
“Goodmorning and God-bless, Hila.”

by cornbread66 May 23, 2018

Indian God with Curry

he's a really short guy. he's funny but he's bad at basketball and thinks he's better than kawhi leonard.

Person 1: when do you think we should tell Indian God with Curry he's bad at basketball?
Person 2: Idk man

by Iam_Married_Sodont June 6, 2019

Sex god

Adam

Adam is a fucking sex god

by Batmanpayne m September 28, 2017

god's wallet

The wallet God gave you. A.K.A asshole. A wallet used primarily in prison.

"Hey Wayne!!! The guards are coming!!! Hide the shank in God's wallet!!"
" Tonight I'm hiding my dick in Wayne's God's wallet"

by jennyjugs December 12, 2015

God

Leighton Howey

“Look at that God”
“Yes, that’s Leighton Howey”

by Hsvbs dnsks October 25, 2020

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said

A stupid four panel meme that has many amazing parody’s, the fourth panel being replaced to a relatable game, or video, or reference:

BFDI REFERENCE:

What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Hey guys for a prank-“

FNAF SB REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven

But god said
“Requires a lvl 4 security pass to enter”

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said ….

by XanaduIsGayForLicoriceCookie February 28, 2022

God Save The King

“God Save The King” is the national anthem of the United Kingdom

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING!
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE KING!
GOD SAVE THE KING!
SEND HIM VICTORIOUS,
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS,
LONG TO REIGN OVER US:
GOD SAVE THE KING!

THY CHOICEST GIFTS IN STORE,
ON HIM BE PLEASED TO POUR;
LONG MAY HE REIGN:
MAY HE DEFEND OUR LAWS,
AND EVER GIVE US CAUSE,
TO SING WITH HEART AND VOICE,
GOD SAVE THE KING!

What is the lyrics to the National Anthem

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING!
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE KING!
GOD SAVE THE KING!
SEND HIM VICTORIOUS,
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS,
LONG TO REIGN OVER US:
GOD SAVE THE KING!

THY CHOICEST GIFTS IN STORE,
ON HIM BE PLEASED TO POUR;
LONG MAY HE REIGN:
MAY HE DEFEND OUR LAWS,
AND EVER GIVE US CAUSE,
TO SING WITH HEART AND VOICE,
GOD SAVE THE KING

by Monkey2007bup October 29, 2023