Simp

Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

"Oh my god she said my name"
"What a fucking Simp that guy is"

by QuickGiveThisManMouthToPenis January 29, 2021

SIMP

Brian

Brian is a SIMP for Meg

by wazowksi812 September 26, 2023

SIMP

Moi

SJ: "This is my good friend Moi"
Chat: "SIMP!"

by KeNnY123456k August 3, 2020

Simp

One must sims for, draco Mafoy, Harry Potter, the queen and Dr phil

Dr Phil approached me and I became wet just like the simp I am.

by Voldemort the simp December 31, 2020

Simp

A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.

Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."

by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022

Simp

Bruno, a male who is beyond the normal comprehensible understanding of a beta male that he is now evolved into a Simp.

Hi my name is bruno and I suffer from acute simp syndrome.

by Jathi February 12, 2020

Simp

A term invented by incels (involuntarily celibate) to describe men who are successful in catering a girls attention via the method said person tried before becoming an incel. Simp is a derogatory term invented out of failed attempts & self projected Insecurities.

Check out that simp opening the door for his girlfriend. I wish I could have landed a girlfriend by being a simp. But I didn’t and now I’m an incel so I’ll make fun of those who are doing better than me.

by UrbanCreole May 22, 2020