scammin' on my cheese

When your friend(s) comes over just to smoke your weed.

These dogs be scammin' on my cheese, man. They only show up when they are out of weed.

by cheesedogz2 October 21, 2013

sweet cheese bro

A response to something epic, cool, or amazing.

My boy told me he could do a backflip and I said sweet cheese bro!!

by Sweet Cheese Creator January 29, 2018

The Green Cheese Slam

The art of blowing your snot from your nose into a womens vagina or anus for added lubrication. Once the "Snot Rocket" is in place you then ram your penis in to one of her holes creating a Green Cheese Slam.

(Huband) Hey Hunny you seem a little dry this evening, do you mind if we try a The Green Cheese Slam? (Wife) sure baby

by P-Sun Entertaiment January 25, 2016

Chilli Cheese Dog

A sexual act in which the female vomits (with chunks) in and around her vagina and the male then proceeds to insert his penis in to the chunk filled vagina. When the act is finished, the penis resembles a Chilli Cheese Dog.

Drove my drunk girlfriend home from the bar last night and gave her a Chilli Cheese Dog

by Raymond Ford July 29, 2019

smack dat cheese

If you really really wanna be where it's AT, you gotta smack dat cheese.

that bitch smack dat cheese like a honky tonk princess

by catmanDoo October 9, 2012

Cheese Grater Dick

A person with a cheese grater dick is a very specific type of person. As soon as you look at such a man, you will immediately know of their cheese grater dick characteristics. Said person is quite a cuck, and lack much of a care for others.

Person 1: "Go fuck yourself, faggot
Person 2: "Shut the up, you cheese grater dick cuck"

by hallowedchris October 12, 2019

Ding N Cheese

A sandwich containing dingleberries and fermunda cheese served inbetween two hot buns with a dill pickle on top.

I didn't have any food in the fridge so I made her my special Ding N Cheese.

by test head April 1, 2008