eye contact but with someone else’s nipples, or when it feels like someone’s nipples are staring at you or making aggressive eye contact because of their visibility.
person 1: man! I wish that guy wasn’t wearing a mesh shirt right now, his nipples are totally out.
person 2: it’s an intense amount of n-eye-pple contact
person 2: it’s an intense amount of n-eye-pple contact
by brickgerman October 22, 2019
A cycloptic red eye of death is when you poke your partner in one of their eyes and immediately ejaculate into the other. Odds are, one eye will go blind and the other will be bloodshot.
I gave my wife a cycloptic red eye of death yesterday. Thatll teach that bitch to look through my phone.
by AKingLikeMe January 02, 2016
When having sex, the act of ejaculating in both of the female's eyes, and shooting a line across her tits.
Q: Did you dot the eyes and cross the T's like I told you?
A: Who do you think I am, Ashley? Of course I did. She loved it.
A: Who do you think I am, Ashley? Of course I did. She loved it.
by Jsquared2000 December 24, 2010
"Hey did you see Paulino pop a tre in someone's eye last Thursday with zero on the clock? Yea, Texas won 74-71. It was tiiiight..."
by Randall Pinkfloyd March 30, 2006
queer eye for the straight guy has under the belt practice identifying the vulnerable targets.
Little boys don't molest themselves into being queer
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Little boys don't molest themselves into being queer
praise UD reruns
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by UD reruns June 25, 2013
The result of pissing someone off so much that they would take a massive dumb on your eye.
The mass would result in a powerful impact leaving a black eye, the fecal matter would result in an infection such as pink eye, and the fecal residue in your eye would result in a brown eye.
The mass would result in a powerful impact leaving a black eye, the fecal matter would result in an infection such as pink eye, and the fecal residue in your eye would result in a brown eye.
by spanienspike January 27, 2011
While staying at a friend's house, bringing a chic home ,hitting it doggie style and sticking it in a girls butt without her permission, usually on an air matress.
by Vic Brown January 10, 2009