Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018

Kiss it out

This is when you simply start kissing a possible romantic partner in order to see if you are compatible - you figure it out when you kiss it out.

Mike: "Will you just figure it out with her, Miles! Next time you two are talking and looking into each other's eyes and you

know what you're both thinking. Just kiss it out and you'll know if if's real."
Miles: "I know, Mike. I'm just a mess."

by von groovy July 13, 2024

Dragon’s Kiss

After eating spicy noodles, you fart while the fan is on and the smell comes back and kisses you.

I was awoken by the sounds of thunder on a warm summer evening only to realize I had been slain by a dragon’s kiss.

by Bald Ego September 21, 2022

Resurrection kiss

The last kiss before a relationship ends when all hope is lost, which rekindles the spark and they decide to give the relationship another go and the succeeds.

“The they were going to break up but they had a ‘resurrection kiss’”

by Heheheresurrectionkiss July 25, 2020

kiss my cock

Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.

- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?

son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?

- Yes, that's right. Now about that.

son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.

by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022

Bollywood Kiss

Performing a 'french kiss' on someone's anus right after the person defecated. The feces on the kisser lips' resemble the texture and color of indian curry.

I like to french kiss girls, but i love to bollywood kiss my homies.

by El Chivo San January 25, 2019

First kiss

What landie will never get

Landie will never have her first kiss.

by Onsismaarnethier February 10, 2021