n-eye-pple contact

eye contact but with someone else’s nipples, or when it feels like someone’s nipples are staring at you or making aggressive eye contact because of their visibility.

person 1: man! I wish that guy wasn’t wearing a mesh shirt right now, his nipples are totally out.

person 2: it’s an intense amount of n-eye-pple contact

by brickgerman October 21, 2019

Dot the eyes and cross the T's

When having sex, the act of ejaculating in both of the female's eyes, and shooting a line across her tits.

Q: Did you dot the eyes and cross the T's like I told you?

A: Who do you think I am, Ashley? Of course I did. She loved it.

by Jsquared2000 December 24, 2010

pop a tre in someone's eye

To shoot a three point shot (in basketball) while the defender is up close and unable to block.

"Hey did you see Paulino pop a tre in someone's eye last Thursday with zero on the clock? Yea, Texas won 74-71. It was tiiiight..."

by Randall Pinkfloyd July 24, 2008

queer eye for the straight guy

it takes a queer to make a queer

queer eye for the straight guy has under the belt practice identifying the vulnerable targets.

Little boys don't molest themselves into being queer

praise UD reruns
xmpp:[e-mail]/FuckuFunny

by UD reruns June 28, 2013

Black Pink Brown Eye

The result of pissing someone off so much that they would take a massive dumb on your eye.

The mass would result in a powerful impact leaving a black eye, the fecal matter would result in an infection such as pink eye, and the fecal residue in your eye would result in a brown eye.

Look at the size of that Black Pink Brown Eye!

by spanienspike January 27, 2011

Air Mat Brown Eye

While staying at a friend's house, bringing a chic home ,hitting it doggie style and sticking it in a girls butt without her permission, usually on an air matress.

"Mike Air Mat Brown Eyed that chic from the bar last night."

by Vic Brown January 10, 2009

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by binleet7865 November 20, 2020