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Meat

1.) Dead animal pumped with hormones that are proven to change your mood upon digestion.

2.) Bad for you

3.) Flavored Animal Carcass
Person 1: “I’m craving a double cheeseburger. I love the greasy meat slices.”
Person 2: “You’re eating an animal.”
Person 1: “We are what we eat and I am indeed an animal.”

Person 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you?”
by 420Bananas December 1, 2020
mugGet the Meatmug.

Seasoned meat

When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.

Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.

Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021
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Train Meat

A young attractive woman that can easily be coerced into a three way with you and one of your good buddies. Also can be the only girl at a sausage fest party and every guy takes turns having sex with her.
Example 1
Dave: “Shit, look at her!”
Steve: ”Now that’s a nice piece of train meat.”
Dave: “Yeah? Wanna go run a train on that bitch?”
Steve: “Hell yeah!”

Example 2
Ron: "Damnit why did I come to this party is a sausage fest!
Dan: "Don't worry a nice piece of train meat just showed up"
Ron: "Just make sure if you go before me leave me something to tear up."
Dan: "Don't worry bro I always look out for the homie"
by smellie mofo July 21, 2011
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On meat

U be on dick
I see why they call it thanksgiving cause u be on meat
by Yfn_.leek February 1, 2020
mugGet the On meatmug.

Meat Riding

Leandro: “I love Kanye so much i would do anything for him!”
Dallas: “Stop meat riding Kanye”
by DJmur078 March 6, 2024
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water meat

A word used indicating suicidal tendencies. Referencing the star sign pisces, directly translated to Korean and back to English, hence water meat. Always used in reference to one's zodiac sign.
by weirdonion May 28, 2024
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Fresh Meat

One of the greatest comedy series of all time
Friend 1:hey what are you watching
Friend 2: only one of the greatest comedy series ever created (fresh meat)
by .Ewan. August 29, 2022
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