Mr Meats

A word in which one uses to explain a morbidly obese British male teacher that is severely addicted to fast food.

John - damn why is that teacher so fat
Jack - I don’t know but he looks like a Mr Meats
John - oh that explains it

by SalimAhmedYoussef December 5, 2020

dog meat

dog meat Is used to describe somone who is done for, about to die, or will die if they do something

Guy 1: If you touch my hamster, your dog meat mate.
Guy 2: Oh shit1!1 *runs*

by jimboxd21 October 1, 2018

meat check

a review-point in a process whereby a human seeks errors to correct, as opposed to an automated review-point. see also: meat-space.

the widgets were being built within tolerances, so none of the alarms went off, but george noticed at the meat check stage that there was a hole in the conveyor belt and the products were falling onto the floor.

by fungchehwuchi April 23, 2015

Meat mates

Two woman who have slept with the same man

When Chelsea drinking slept with Kirsty’s boyfriend she was too ashamed to admit they were now meat mates

by Big dog 33 September 7, 2022

Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.

"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."

by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023

Meat Mensch

A penis, dick, or schlong

Slop that meat mensch on the exam table and let the nurse take a look at that thing.

by NunuSnizzer June 30, 2022

Meat In The Scallions

When Autocorrect doesn’t know Megan the Stallion

“Yo y’all fucks with meat in the scallions music or nah?

by MegStan2020 December 29, 2019