Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis
by Meat hammer 🔨 May 29, 2019
Edible animal products that under natural circumstances would become meat through animal young but not requiring the immediate demise of an animal such as unfertilized eggs and dairy products. The "lacto-ovo" of lacto-ovo vegetarian.
by Man on Mountain September 04, 2010
Meat macker. ) “ dont nobody care about that car nigga its slow af stop posting it ive told u that 5 times🤣”
Person.) “nigga stop meat mackin me u still walk to work thats why i left you on open 4 times”
Person.) “nigga stop meat mackin me u still walk to work thats why i left you on open 4 times”
by Nonmeatmacker March 24, 2021
Pleat meat is the asshole.
by Red bird 10 November 30, 2021
Hate meat. Adjective. A term used to describe sex with someone who doesn’t share your political and moral beliefs.
Girl: “I'm kind of crushing on this guy and am considering sleeping with him. He is a devoted gun proponent and an advocate for police brutality. It's safe to say he worships Trump, and even safer to say he hates women. He will probably end up draping me with a confederate flag while thrusting his hate meat into my lifeless body. Should I go for it?”
Girl 2: “You better take that hate meat, girl!”
Girl 2: “You better take that hate meat, girl!”
by Keyyth September 02, 2020
A handjob.
Alder: I beat Claire's meat and it felt good!
Claire: I also did the same to you, we should do this again. Another time?
Alder: OH HELL YEAH!
An Example of a sentence about beating another's meat.
Claire: I also did the same to you, we should do this again. Another time?
Alder: OH HELL YEAH!
An Example of a sentence about beating another's meat.
by PencilBuzz August 31, 2023
(noun)
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.
Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.
Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
• “Dude walked in moving like a meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
by Urban zai June 11, 2025