Skip to main content

Good morning and God bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Person 1: What's taking you so long?
Person 2: I'm doing a good morning and God bless.
Person 1: You're fucking weird dude.
by BambooSteen May 23, 2018
mugGet the Good morning and God bless mug.

Good Morning and God Bless

This is when you consume breakfast and coffee while on the toilet in the morning.
Kid Strange’s peers find it weird that he performs a good morning and god bless as a ritual before work.
by TwoBeats May 23, 2018
mugGet the Good Morning and God Bless mug.

Good Morning and God Bless

When one shits, drinks coffee, and eats breakfast simultaneously while on the toilet.
“Shit I’m late...looks like I’m doing a good morning and god bless”

“Don’t come in, I’m doing a good morning and god bless, its gonna be another twenty minutes at least.
by CarlosSalads May 23, 2018
mugGet the Good Morning and God Bless mug.

good morning and god bless

The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while take a shit.
Hila: Eathan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning and god bless Hila
by Chows29 May 23, 2018
mugGet the good morning and god bless mug.

Good Morning and God Bless

The act of eating one's breakfast while making a bowel movement in the morning.
Wife: Hurry up I need to use the bathroom!

Husband: Give me ten more minutes I'm having a Good Morning and God Bless!
by Stalin_was_a_good_guy May 23, 2018
mugGet the Good Morning and God Bless mug.

Good Morning and God Bless

In reference to an H3H3 video, a Good Morning and God Bless is the act of consuming your breakfast and morning coffee while relieving your bowels.
“Ethan, what’s taking so long in the bathroom?” “Good Morning and God Bless, Hila!”
by AlwaysRepYourNaysh May 23, 2018
mugGet the Good Morning and God Bless mug.

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and god bless.
Hila what do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least.
by razzatouille May 23, 2018
mugGet the good morning and god bless mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email