give me dome

When a guy asks for head
Hey give me dome
by Mr.mac nasty April 18, 2017
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Someone Help Me

When you're wildly drunk and you can't handle yourself. You have to ask someone to help you.
by StraightCheesingIt December 24, 2009
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NMG (No Me Gusta)

NMG or " No Me Gusta" a phrase that translates to "I don't like" in Spanish. It is used as a response to something unpleasant, unfortunate, irrational, ugly, gross, and generally bad.

Pronunciation: No May Goosta, best if said with an English accent/ poorly pronounced Spanish.
"Yeah that movie...NMG"

"I have to miss happy hour, I'm working late."
"NMG (no me gusta)"

"Um, we haven't hung out in forever - NMG!"

On twitter: #NMG
by Almita August 01, 2011
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Fuck Me Proper

1. To get fucked until you have become proper or have learned your lesson. Usually said after one has done something really bad.

2. When having sexual intercourse, one does a position or sexual activity wrong causing the other person/partner to yell out "FUCK ME PROPER!"
Joe: "Should I put it here?"
Jamie: "Fuck me proper!"
by ManOfCars June 22, 2009
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Bring Me The Horizon

A deathcore band from Sheffield, UK. The band members are Oliver Sykes (Vocals), Lee Malia (Guitar), Curtis Ward (Guitar), Matt Nichols (Drums), Matt Kean (Bass). Their lyrics are amazing (So is their sound) and it's tragic how their "biggest fans" can't even sing a long to their songs. They get shitty reviews and deserve better ones, If you actually listen to their songs properly and their awesome riffs (Especially on the song Black & Blue) then you'll probably realise they're not as crap as people make out.
Girl: Whoa dude have you heard Bring Me The Horizon's new album, Suicide Season?

Boy: Fuck yes, It's their best album yet, If I could only listen to one album for a year, It would totally be Suicide Season.

Nearby listener: FUCK NO. Bring Me The Horizon are just a bunch of pussy ass scene kids, They give metal a bad name with their floppy hair and shit screams.

Boy && Girl: Actually listen to a song properly, Yeah? -Plays 'Black & Blue'-

Nearby listener: Dude, This is actually a sweet song. I'm going to check out their other songs.
by Sazzie =) October 24, 2008
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Why Me God?

1. What you usually say when your girlfriend,wife or mother

tells you to take out the trash right when the play of the week comes up.

2. What you say when your calc teacher gives you a quiz.
1. TV: And the play of the week is....

Bitch: GK take out the trash please!

GK: Why Me God?

2.Ms.Hctib: Happy Monday class! Time for a pop quiz!

GK: Why Me God?
by gk339 June 22, 2009
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shizzle me timbers

Variation of shiver me timbers, the pirate phrase meaning "shake my bones." An expression of mild shock. The kind of thing you'd say if your dad stood on the table in the middle of your local Chinese restaurant and whipped out his tackle.
Person A: "I'VE WON THE LOTTERY!!"
Person B: "Shizzle me timbers, really?"
by Steezy20 May 18, 2007
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