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captain bro

A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!
Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!
by Skyking007 October 12, 2015
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Professional Bro Chill

A business-friendly way to communicate the need for a client to calm the Eff Down and be patient for the work at hand to be completed.
That dude kept cutting to the front of the line and demanding to see the manager and have his issues resolved NOW so we had to issue a Professional Bro Chill
by johnnyscrobo August 28, 2023
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bro

Bro means a friendly word used if you want to call a friend in North America but people also use it as a short form for a BROther.So you can use it as both
"Bro do you want to play tennis"
by prince Ghattamaneni December 15, 2017
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no beef bro

a brodude way of saying 'no problem' and assuring the other bro that there will be no troubles or drama as a consequence of your good act
Bro #1: Thanks for letting me talk to you about my feelings bro.
Bro #2: No beef bro.
Bro #1: I love you bro.
Bro #2: Love you too.
by brezjnev July 24, 2017
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Bro

Someone you can trust with your life.
Bro! Cover me!
by Justsomeguyyouwillneverknow February 10, 2017
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bro tow

To tow your bro in for a snowboard or skateboard trick usaully involves dropping hammers
Hey Alex! Bro tow me in for a hand plant!
by Mrgnar October 9, 2016
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blitzkrieg bros

Chris and I are blitzkrieg Brose now because we Eiffel towered
by roter May 2, 2018
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