national dump on a simp day

this day (september 30th) is national dump on a simp day, a day where you take a dump on a simp

dude: im gonna shit on this simp
dude: *shits on the simp*
simp: nooOoOooO0O0o0O0Oo0O0 WhY?
dude: because its national dump on a simp day

by joy784 September 7, 2020

National eating pussy day

October 19th is national eat pussy day and the girls and guys get together even if you don’t know each other.
Happy eating pussy day !

yo boys it’s national eating pussy day

by Jacksnsmith October 19, 2020

National Kiss a retard day

A day to give a retard a kiss, to show how much you love them

It’s national kiss a retard day, *mwah*

by idiot10894 December 20, 2022

National Ds Kalah Day

On this day you can ds kalah whenever you want with no problem

“Today is national ds kalah day”❗️

by vLoneHBK- December 28, 2022

National Best Dick Day

December 5th

I gotta nigga to post National Best Dick Day

by bomslover November 26, 2021

National Scare Someone Day

Go up to anyone and scare them

it’s national scare someone day
boo 🎃

by heyiwanttobetiktokfamouslol October 17, 2019

National suck dick day

National suck dick day is on October 17th so suck that dick!

It’s October 17th you know what that means, it’s national suck dick day

by Keeprunninlikeforest October 17, 2019