Hoarder of God

Hoarders that hoard just way too much

Are you a Hoarder of God?”

by MinocquaFuck June 01, 2021

God's poop

holy shit

Don't you think God's poop is holy?

Nah it's just holy shit, and earthquakes.

by Josefth3ripper December 02, 2024

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023

God Barber

A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers

Ope's barber is a God barber, and Que’s barbers is not

by Hezik November 20, 2022

please god end my suffering

when you see r34 fanart

john:*looks at some subreddit* john:*sees some r34 fanart* john:please god end my suffering

by super chad March 29, 2022

ankles to god

Missionary position. Legs in the air.

Aka... When you got a freak jawns legs up.

Maaaannn... I had the jawn....Ankles to god!!

by Murph the Kenzo May 07, 2021

Law is God

A saying that some people have that is a sarcastic remark against cops,lawers and judges etc. because such people value law over any outside morality,emotions such as love etc.

Man1: That cop arrested him for having sex with a teen.
Man 2: Yeah, law is God!

by The Fury 13 December 07, 2010