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Patrick The Cheese-Trucker

A failed meme that appeared one week on Yourworldoftext (during April 2010) when cheese was the favoured spam word.

Several 'seekers' tried in vain to 'find' Patrick (The Cheese-Trucker), whilst various cheese-related jokes were continually typed, e.g.:
"Cheesus"
"Masturbate with stolen cheese."
"Spam Cheese - the ham/cheese combination sensation that's sweeping the nations."
"Cheese Roll'd"
"Cheese is my father."
"Neva gonna cheese you up, neva gonna cheese you down."
"The next cheese to write cheese sucks cheese."
etc.

Patrick has never appeared since - though later rumours claimed that he died of sponge aids, and that traces of him could be found on -525, -525.
Are you Patrick The Cheese-Trucker?
No.

Slipped on cheese

To randomly or suddenly trip and fall overboard on a marine vessel. More common in the cruising industry.
"Dude, I was running on the Sun deck and almost slipped on cheese! Really have to take it easy up there when consuming copious amounts of Gin 'n Juice, especially with the rough seas".

Mickey Mouse Cheese 

Large quantities of money
Guy 1: Hey I just got Mickey Mouse cheese

Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: Dealing cocaine

cheesy salad with cheese 

A mixture of various cheeses in a bowl; similar to a salad but only using cheese
I ordered s cheesy salad with cheese at the restaurant.
cheesy salad with cheese by pi314 November 24, 2013

Swaggaroni and cheese 

Swag so golden and perfect like macarooni and cheese.
Gregles got hungry so he ate some swaggaroni and cheese.

hot bagel with cream cheese 

Anal sex in the morning followed by an anal cream pie
There's nothing better than a hot bagel with cream cheese to get the day started.