Built-different syndrome

When a man is suddenly stricken with the urge to wear shorts in a blizzard

Person 1: look at Jeff over there! He must be freezing.

Person 2: he woke up with a bad case of built-different syndrome this morning.

by trixiespinkytoe March 26, 2021

Wocka Flocka Syndrome

When you are the first out of 2 people to toutch the bottom of a swimming pool.

"You toutched the bottom first you have Wocka Flocka Syndrome."

by Hamoof April 29, 2022

Gay person syndrome

Gay person syndrome is when a gay person finds out about another previously thought to be straight persons gayness and is instantly attracted to them because of it.

“Just found out karen is gay. I think i have a crush on her”

“Oh no, it’s just gay person syndrome. Probably”

by milquetoastfiend November 17, 2019

Dead lighter syndrome

When your "lighter" is dead af and there is not a "store" open to go get one even if you had a ride. So you want to smoke do badly but there's no possible way no "lighter" no stove or toaster either therefore your left a with DEAD LIGHTER SYNDROME.

THAT GUY YEAH THAT GUY HE HAS DEAD LIGHTER SYNDROME HAVE HE AIN'T SMOKING NOTHING!

by Snowflakebaby February 26, 2018

Cuntal Tunnel Syndrome

Pain in a woman's wrist caused by excessive self-stimulation.

Been tickling my taco so much, I think I'm getting Cuntal Tunnel Syndrome!

by bigwayne August 17, 2014

Itchy anus syndrome

The feeling you get when you take a shit that requires a lot of wiping only to realize that it wasn't quite good enough, thus the itchyness of the anus,or itchy anus syndrome (IAS).

I took me a good shit earlier, but after walking a bit I realize I've developed a case of itchy anus syndrome (IAS.)

by Elmo Blatch April 22, 2017

Miley Cyrus Syndrome

Miley Cyrus Syndrome, or MCS for short, is an affliction whereby males mistakenly believe that a female is attractive based on her accomplishments or social status, despite her hideous appearance.

For the female version of MCS, see Michael Phelps Syndrome.

Geoff: Wow, Jenna Fischer is so hot.
Brad: No, you just think she's hot because she's on The Office.
Geoff: But she's so cute.
Brad: Are you kidding? She's not really even tappable. You've clearly got Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
Geoff: Whatever. What time is Grey's on tomorrow?

by BBC_Entertainment March 13, 2009