e-shame

E-shame is the feeling you have when you know you just cybered with someone you are like..98% sure is a man and/or the ugliest bitch ever, coupled with the fact that you enjoyed it and will be back for more later tonight.

As Roberto cleaned the last from between his fingers and discarded the used napkin from McDonalds, his e-shame swelled and his head reeled. 'Why does she always call me buddy?' he wondered..

*bleroop* 'Feelin good now?' came the next IM
*bleroop* 'all cleaned up hopefully'
*bleraap* 'you know it' he pinged back'
*bleroop* 'so you gonna b bak ltr?'

he paused..wtf..e-shame was ruining his afterglow

*bleraap* 'you know it girlfriend'
*bleroop* ';-P sweet. l8r buddy'

he leaned back in his chair and breathed out, 'goddamnit..'

by gravitybomb May 16, 2008

E-bag

A nice way to call a person with the first name that starts with the sound "e" (such as Ian) a d-bag.

yo! e-bag! whats poppin!?

by Lexxxie! May 21, 2008

s/e

Simply put, it means "Self-explanatory"

james56: wuts 'eat shit' mean?
markfark: its s/e

student: once u go 2 TurnItIn.com 'n enter the info, turning n ur paper is s/e

by funkeywoookey March 24, 2008

e-combing

the act of searching the Internet for a particular item.

After many hours of e-combing, she found her perfect island destination.

by Bonnie Keenan April 15, 2008

e-tard

Someone who is internet illiterate.

may01:that was great!
juny02: i know, right? lol
may01: what's lol?
juny02: laugh-out-loud, you e-tard!

by d3moni March 21, 2009

e-muncher

a local hero with a huge ratty that drives a vz calais and most of the time he has his arm out the window... he is a huge sikkie

look its e-muncher in the CALAIS

by not the e-muncher March 31, 2009

e-tard

One who is dumb with technology.

Joe: Hey man I can't forward this pic of a Hot Karl

John: Give me your phone you're such an e-tard

by ThaCeo April 10, 2009