Slap my squirrel

Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!
by C.M. Alva September 24, 2010
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Tim slap

When a man catches you off guard and slaps you in the side of the face with his erect penis.
That boy Tim slapped me last night hoping I’d indulge him with a blow job.
by Redhot_temper81 November 25, 2024
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Day (everyday) when you can slap a physicist. Especially those who study at PMF, Zagreb
by Micamaca September 01, 2023
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Slap house

Ocean king revenge of the hot line homie awakening plus COVID delta
I went the the slap house
To to try to come it but I
Took a nap time …. Ah duuu
by Let go fishing November 17, 2021
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Slap Sack

A Slap Sack is a place where women keep their fond, sexual memories, so she can think about them while masterbating.
That was a good session babe! I'm gonna keep that on in my Slap Sack for later!
by Mazzy Scarlett December 19, 2023
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Slap ass week

A week where you can slap anyone ass without them getting mad April 3-9
Can I slap your ass because it's slap ass week
by Heckmeister April 06, 2022
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Slap ass week

slap ass week is every friday where you can slap a guy or a girls ass.
by courtney freakin miller September 24, 2019
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