National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020

SLAP

Sounds like a plan

Jack: Let's go out to dinner tonight
Jill: slap

by Chad Dart May 1, 2021

snake slapping

When two gay men engage in smacking their penis' together when they have a disagreement.

Listen here bitch. We can settle this with a quick round of snake slapping.

by The adaptor December 31, 2014

Woke Slaps

Dat nigga

Friend: Who is “woke slaps”

Me:Dat nigga

by Wokeslaps July 10, 2019

Slapping

Delicious

Those eggs were flat and slapping!

by Twice baked November 18, 2022

Poop Slap

When you shit on your hand and proceed to slap the shit outta someone

Did you hear? Bob and John got into a fight yesterday. John ended up getting Poop Slapped and he died.

by Shartalicious Baddie February 1, 2022

Spatula Slap

V:

When a man takes his penis and slaps his woman in the temple of their head.

"HOLY HELL!!!! That spatula slap must have hurt if your woman passed out!!"

by BadAssBassPlayer June 12, 2011