National Slap Faith Day

May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)

Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!

by TrillClinton117 May 30, 2023

Duck Slapped

The act of being rejected, put down, scolded or failing at something.

You just got Duck Slapped.

by Citycat March 28, 2021

slapping the bible

Masterbating

Dude I just walked in on Jeff slapping the Bible.

by Joshua MM August 25, 2018

National Slap Ass Day

On December 4th its national slap ass day . Boys can slap and grip a girls ass next time they see each other

Boy :nice ass *slap and grip girls ass*

Girl: why?
Boy:its national slap ass day

by Superslimmshady December 4, 2021

Slap That

When you see the most prime little medium wage home in the suburbs that is inhabited by average Joe’s and you know you’re about to sell them whatever you want.

“Hey homie, you see 5909 over there with the Nissan Altima out front, I’m about to Slap That so quickly.”

by BeanBottaBoom May 4, 2021

Slaps

Good, delicious, amazing.

That burger slaps!

by Slapmaster.slapsqc November 14, 2021

Slap \ˈslap \

When something is excellent or amazing.

this new angle theorem we're learning in geometry SLAPS! Slap \ˈslap \

by aevryjb January 28, 2021