slippery meat

What you call a penis when, during sexual intercourse, the penis slips out of the vagina on the pull-back and it hits and enters the anus on re-entry.

*Girl screams in pain* "Ah shit! I didn't mean to put it in your ass, I just got some slippery meat."

by uSathane April 13, 2019

Squad meat

A lady who is sexually available for all members of the squad with very few questions asked.

Person A: Hey - I was thinking about asking out Becky on a date.

Person B: No need - she’s squad meat.

by bfgbeige703 July 8, 2020

Stuff with meat

Your dad.

Andy: "Stuff with meat? Well I know your dad has a really really long meat. Wouldn't mind tapping that."

by CC.totally.not.up.at.4am November 25, 2023

tweazer meat

Pet name for a guy with a micro penis.

Whats up tweazer meat.

by Fruit Loop of Al November 15, 2018

hop off my meat

A saying which represents someone who wishes to cease be spoken about.

George: "yo, did you hear what andrew said???"
Andrew: "ay nigga hop off my meat"
george: "my fault og"

by hop off my meat February 28, 2023

Meat Bon Fire

You and your male friends get in a circle and stick your dick tips together upwards and light a lighter under and melt the dick skin together and then do ring around the rosy

i really wanna create a meat bon fire with my friends

by Meangreenkillermafhind November 14, 2022

meat smile

The persistent grin after eating multiple types of meat products.

After attending the smoke your meat fest Jeff had a giant meat smile for hours.

by Dmgmil September 23, 2018