James is a boy that gets a lot of girls but moves on very quickly. James is a usually a very attractive man and can treat girls right. He also can be good at pickup lines. James also has very close friends
by Oranges11 January 13, 2021

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023

Sexual act where one uses an over sized crown (that fits like a necklace on the receiver) which is used to choke that person from the back. Upon orgasming in the receiver, the giver then pisses in them. To finish The Royal James, the receiver than squats over the giver’s face letting it drain onto them.
by Barer of bad news July 30, 2021

by Daniyul January 23, 2019

James is an Amazing Person. The hottest boy😋 he is very understanding and will be there for you. He can be mean to people he does not like but nice to people he loves he is very loving. He will never fail you as long as you never fail him. He is a very sensitive person deep down.
by 10033392939393838 February 5, 2022

by hogwartzhoe January 22, 2021
