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James

James is a boy that gets a lot of girls but moves on very quickly. James is a usually a very attractive man and can treat girls right. He also can be good at pickup lines. James also has very close friends
If you hear the name James that probably means they have had a lot of gfs
by Oranges11 January 13, 2021
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How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
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The Royal James

Sexual act where one uses an over sized crown (that fits like a necklace on the receiver) which is used to choke that person from the back. Upon orgasming in the receiver, the giver then pisses in them. To finish The Royal James, the receiver than squats over the giver’s face letting it drain onto them.
That girl’s a freak! We did The Royal James last night!”
by Barer of bad news July 30, 2021
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James

The smallest penis you will ever see
U have a james
by Simon Delaney August 17, 2022
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James Bevan

Friend one: I stayed up for 12 hours playing Cod last night.
Friend two: your such a James Bevan
by Daniyul January 23, 2019
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James

James is an Amazing Person. The hottest boy😋 he is very understanding and will be there for you. He can be mean to people he does not like but nice to people he loves he is very loving. He will never fail you as long as you never fail him. He is a very sensitive person deep down.
James is the hottest boy
by 10033392939393838 February 5, 2022
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james lupin

some sexy skater dude that’s in love or whatever. the son of remus
james lupin , come here..”

james : *faints*
by hogwartzhoe January 22, 2021
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