James

i ran cross country they with this kid and he became OBSESSED in like the first 2 hours of practice. he tried to hit on my, said our kids would look beautiful, and a whole bunch of other crap. i never dated this kid, and never wanted to but he would JUST NOT QUIT!!! if you EVER run track or cross country with a scrawny little kid named James, don’t go near him he’s just a waste of space >:3

wait, James asked you to send pictures of your WHAT??

by yourlocaltaxcollector February 16, 2025

James Mars

Funniest bloke at the party.

Hahahaha should’ve seen me last night, I was such a James Mars.

by leakyhoop420 October 10, 2020

James

A attractive young boy with dirty blond hair and is more powerful even than Zain huge ass. He especially simps and dreams about a girl names Coco and likes her melons and Apex legends.

He was being a James

by Iamcomingforu February 9, 2022

James King

A very popular guy who is pretty much unattainable. All the girls want him and go psycho when the realization sets in that they are just a joke. If you marry him his already wife will message you to inform you that she is his wife and that's when you say.... well ..... OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW. He is now your wasbend...

Old wife: JAMES KING?? he's my husband
New wife: he's your wasbend cause he's my husband

by Urmom916! April 14, 2025

James

Annoying mf, sometimes acts like a little kid and brings up old memes that aren't funny, James are annoying aff

Hey How you doing

My name is James Hi

*left chat*

by 92728299282 November 13, 2022

James

Massive Dick
Hot Man
Many Wives

James's dick is bigger than yours

by OfficialURBANDictionary123 July 18, 2023

James-Phobic

A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.

Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.

by TedHate43 September 7, 2025