Crack House Friend

An intimately close kind of friend, not that you would smoke crack with, but that you could call and say "I'm in a crack house, and I'm scared for my life.", who would then do everything in their power to get you help or help you themselves.

Person 1: Hey, who's your best friend?

Person 2: I don't have best friends, I have Crack House Friends.

Person 1: Dag, yo.

by PsychoactiveEyes June 10, 2023

Friends with benefits day

17th may is Friends with benefits day. Invite them to come over or go to their house and show them how much you crave sex with them. No excuses not to celebrate.

“I really want my soul to be fucked”
“Of course you do. It’s friends with benefits day. Let’s celebrate.”

by heysishowareyou May 17, 2022

become friends with atlas

be nice and flirt (/j), also talk more and feel free to be mean

you should become friends with atlas

by fontaines March 9, 2021

Facebook Friend Massacre

When you go on a "defriending" rampage on Facebook, and delete hundreds of people, with or without a reason.

Johnny: "What did you do last night"
Charlize: I unfriended 500 people off Facebook last night"
Johnny: "Wow thats one hell of a Facebook Friend Massacre"
Charlize: "Yeah it really is a fuckton of people!"

by dob293 January 1, 2013

Little Friend with Benefits

The outlandish notion that you can be friends with your own dick.

"Yo, bitch. I bet you didn't know that my dick's so big that I've got a little friend with benefits."

"Ever since I've started gymnastics, I've gained a little friend with benefits."

"I've got a little friend with benefits that spots me when I do yoga. I'd never be able to perform the leaning mushroom without them."

by Rest in pieces, Sandy Hook May 21, 2020

Best friend cigarette

When you have just one cigarette left on you and you share it with your best friend.

Bro, one last smoke, do you wanna share it with me, best friend cigarette.

by Rishabguptaji August 12, 2019

Best Friends Forever

The term used to describe the synergy between Wolverine from the X-Men series and Akuma from the Street Fighter franchise in the crossover fighting game "Marvel vs Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds." This pairing is one of the most powerful pairings in the entire game, hence the name "best friends forever."

Man 1: Justin Wong is rockin' that She-hulk/Wolverine/Akuma team into finals!

Man 2: Man, it's the best friends forever. Too bad he's facing off against a Phoenix team; he should have used that Tron for the Level 3 grab and drill assist...

by Sir Gootecks Ross, DDS September 10, 2011