Cock Shove

Verb: A cock shove when you get a girl on her back, pull off her pants and/or underwear, and shove your cock in her pussy REAL FAST. It can be rape, or not.

Alex: She was totally asking for it! I threw her to the floor, pulled off her pants and cock shoved her!
Tom: NICE!

by 0011101001000100 December 5, 2009

Writer's Cock

When a piece of writing is sooo good it gives you a boner, erection, chubby, woody, etc.

I was writing my auto-biography, it was so good it gave me writer's cock!

by danthebananaman October 23, 2010

Cock Warrior

A male who is into incredibly violently intercourse.

My dog is such a cock warrior, he made my sister's ring piece bleed.

by Lawless Terry May 28, 2006

cock stinger

The feeling you get when a bunch of soap gets stuck in the pee hole of your cock or dick, and your cock stings and in some cases you need to piss repeadily and need to wipe of the genitile with a wet tissue or cloth.

An insult to a male usually meaning that they have no penis

I cant run right now because of this fucking cock stinger

You asshole, fucking cock stinger, rape eater, shit face!

by Word Master123 August 26, 2006

cock brush

An insult for someone who's acting like an asshole.

You fucking cock brush!

by Kevin Tufo August 28, 2006

cock dildo

A vibrator for the penis

My fucked up brother put a video of a dude getting vibrator shoved in and out of his cock. The dirty hooker coped a cock dildo

by Lucas Newitt September 27, 2006

cock on a string

A large dog, that since it was a puppy, has been kept on a short leash and never let out, only being fed large amounts of raw beef while being kicked in the balls and shouted at.
It is later taken out into society by a psycopath with a similar upbringing that, despite my bollock numbing disbelief, still deems nessesary the protection of a 200 pound monster.

"You seen Brian's new cock on a string?"
"Yeah, bet his bark's worse than his bite though, eh?"
"Fuck no, had my hand the other day, had to kick him in the balls."
"Bet that improved his temperament."
"Fuck no, made him let go though."

by Sigoejner September 28, 2006