by Deeder420 November 3, 2023
Get the Jerry bromug. Before I begin, the bro code is not a set in stone thing, there are certain rules that someone may or may not be comfortable with.
1a. Bros before hoes, if a man invites you to something before a woman does, you don’t cancel with the boys
1b. Always leave a urinal space in between another man, this is a rule that must not be broken
2. If your hanging out with your boys crush, you aren’t the funny one, he is
3. If your boy likes a woman that you like, let him have ‘em, it ain’t worth ruing your friendship
4. Don’t date exes unless your boy absolutely does not care if you two get together
5a. A real bro must drop everything to help his bro dump a chick
5b. If a man is flirting and her friend comes to try and stop it, you will intervene and stop the friend
6. Nod up: Sup
Nod down: respect
7. Don’t act up around females when the boys are there
8. Be the best wingman you can be, don’t embarrass him
1a. Bros before hoes, if a man invites you to something before a woman does, you don’t cancel with the boys
1b. Always leave a urinal space in between another man, this is a rule that must not be broken
2. If your hanging out with your boys crush, you aren’t the funny one, he is
3. If your boy likes a woman that you like, let him have ‘em, it ain’t worth ruing your friendship
4. Don’t date exes unless your boy absolutely does not care if you two get together
5a. A real bro must drop everything to help his bro dump a chick
5b. If a man is flirting and her friend comes to try and stop it, you will intervene and stop the friend
6. Nod up: Sup
Nod down: respect
7. Don’t act up around females when the boys are there
8. Be the best wingman you can be, don’t embarrass him
by fujh May 15, 2023
Get the Bro codemug. by BlastoiseVeteran December 12, 2024
Get the My silly bro Nathanmug. Dude, he's barely making it himself but he's footing the bill for that freeloader's ICP ticket, even letting him crash on the couch without throwing in. He's blinded by the bro, and it's going to end up costing him.
by ThreadMaestro May 30, 2019
Get the blinded by the bromug. Not to be confused with "lax bro" which is essentially a douche. A Bro is a person who lives a chill life, most likely smokes weed and usually lives near the ocean. They continually use words such as dude, bro, chill, gnarly, right on, righteous, sick, and shoots (in hawaii). Bros are nice, inclusive and cool to be around unlike their "lax bro" counterparts. Bro music is usually bands like Sublime, The Dirty Heads, 311, slightly stoopid and many other chill reggae/ska bands. They live mainly in SoCal and Hawaii. Still, some can be found in NorCal in the bay area. But seriously... bros dont say hella or hecka.
Bro: Hey bro, you see those gnarly tubes out there today?
Bro's Bro: Yea its pretty chill, after we light we should go out.
Bro: Right on bro.
Bro's Bro: Shoots bro.
Not To Be Confused With:
Lax Bro: SPOOOORTS! YEEEEEAAHHHHHH! IM SO COOOOL! CHECK OUT MY JERSEY I WEAR 25/7!!!!! IM SOOOOO FREAKIN COOL! WANNA HEAR A JOKE? NO? OH WELL!! WOMENS RIGHTS!!! HAHAHA IM SO FUNNY!
Bro's Bro: Yea its pretty chill, after we light we should go out.
Bro: Right on bro.
Bro's Bro: Shoots bro.
Not To Be Confused With:
Lax Bro: SPOOOORTS! YEEEEEAAHHHHHH! IM SO COOOOL! CHECK OUT MY JERSEY I WEAR 25/7!!!!! IM SOOOOO FREAKIN COOL! WANNA HEAR A JOKE? NO? OH WELL!! WOMENS RIGHTS!!! HAHAHA IM SO FUNNY!
by ImSoChill August 19, 2011
Get the Bromug. by P4scha August 8, 2023
Get the Gym Bro Patmug. Bro Code is a sacred set of rules among men AKA the ‘bro’ community with a wide variety of rules.
Such as:
Rule 1. Bros before hoes
Rule 43. On sleep overs the boys must all sleep in the same bed
Rule 69. Bros can know non or all of sexual interaction with other bros and their partners
Rule 26. Never pee in the urinal next to another bro
Rule 93. If a bros girlfriend calls and says you’re bro said he was with you and he’s not, you cover for him and say he is
Such as:
Rule 1. Bros before hoes
Rule 43. On sleep overs the boys must all sleep in the same bed
Rule 69. Bros can know non or all of sexual interaction with other bros and their partners
Rule 26. Never pee in the urinal next to another bro
Rule 93. If a bros girlfriend calls and says you’re bro said he was with you and he’s not, you cover for him and say he is
‘Phone rings’
Cole: “hello?”
Isaacs gf: “hey Cole, Isaac said he was going to hangout with you tonight, is he there”
Cole: (he’s not here) “yep he is what’s up
Isaacs gf: “can I talk to him”
Cole : “he just went to the bathroom to take a dump can I tell him something for you when he comes out”
Isaacs gf: “no it’s ok I’ll talk to him later I was just making sure he was with you”
Cole: (hangs up and texts Isaac) “hey bud you girl called asking if you were here I said you were ;) I got you! Bro Code”
Cole: “hello?”
Isaacs gf: “hey Cole, Isaac said he was going to hangout with you tonight, is he there”
Cole: (he’s not here) “yep he is what’s up
Isaacs gf: “can I talk to him”
Cole : “he just went to the bathroom to take a dump can I tell him something for you when he comes out”
Isaacs gf: “no it’s ok I’ll talk to him later I was just making sure he was with you”
Cole: (hangs up and texts Isaac) “hey bud you girl called asking if you were here I said you were ;) I got you! Bro Code”
by Cole BB December 2, 2020
Get the Bro Codemug.