COVID friend group

A small group of people you both enjoy hanging out with and share your common sense approach to hygiene due to COVID-19, that are unlikely to infect you, or you them.

Honey, we should invite Nancy and her family into our COVID friend group and have them over for take out dinner. She and her husband have been working from home and are uber careful, both themselves and with their kids, about social distancing and masks/hand washing, etc..

by ribick June 26, 2020

Best friend day

Best friend day is every day. So say “i love You bestie“ to your best friend

Morgan: whens best friend day?

Sophie: best friend day is Jun the 8th but its really everyday

Morgan: i love you bestiee
Sophie: i love you to bestieeee

by Best friend day October 16, 2020

Friends over fuckers

when a bitch ass hoe fucks you over but you leave them for your friends

my friend who choice friends over fuckers

by Momthers_milk_lover July 14, 2022

she’s just a friend

referring to the person you love the most in life

a - marinette, no, she’s just a friend

p - 😏

by imprayingonthefallofjily July 22, 2022

Friend of JK Rowling

A transphobe or a TERF.

"What's up with Geoff? He had the right hump at work today."
"We did inclusivity training regarding pronouns, and he's a friend of JK Rowling."
"Ah, gotcha. I'll be sure to they/them Geoff next time I see them."

by Jenny Tals July 28, 2022

Happy Happy Friends

That one song from Wataten that you hate so much because it gets stuck in your head too easily.

Someone: Happy Happy Friends

Someone else: Shut the fuck up.

by SharoSan September 11, 2022

Friends with benefits day

17th may is Friends with benefits day. Invite them to come over or go to their house and show them how much you crave sex with them. No excuses not to celebrate.

“I really want my soul to be fucked”
“Of course you do. It’s friends with benefits day. Let’s celebrate.”

by heysishowareyou May 17, 2022