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Creamie meat hill

When one ejaculates and the result ends up on the lower torso or belly of the subject, a creamie meat hill is born.

This creates a sticky situation (pardon the pun) as you have to wash before it dries.
I have a few nights to myself, there might be a creamie meat hill or two involved.

Lonely nights call for lonely measures, a creamie meat hill it is

She wouldn't let me spaff on her tits so I creamie meat hilled myself.
by Ally Kappa May 6, 2019
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Pumping meat locker

PUMPING MEAT LOCKER!! Is a game where one player lays on they’re stomach on a couch and another player runs from one couch arm to the other while running over the player laying in they’re stomach until the laying player can’t take it anymore. Then they swap places.
My sister almost broke my back playing Pumping Meat Locker on the couch last night.
by Fenwaypro55 May 11, 2019
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Meat Flaps

The flaps of a pussy that are EXTRA Stretchy and Long
Person1: Oml look at those, yum!
Lily: Are you talking about Rebecca's Meat Flaps?!
Isaiah: Hell yeah, are you jealous Lily bcz I ain't want yours?!
Person1: *Eating Her meat flaps* mm hmm uh uh mhhmhhmhh more mama cita!!
Isaiah: Get the FUCK OFF those are my MEAT FLAPS!!
by IBePourinOutTheFax May 17, 2019
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the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus
oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive
by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019
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Bin-meat

Handing out things that would have otherwise gone in the bin.
Includes doing all the work to set up a goal then handing it to someone else at the last minute.
Jared has been handing out bin-meat all game so other people can score.
by Smacca September 28, 2019
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meat groans

The groans one emits when seeing or thinking about a desirable meat.
Person 1: Mmm, bacon.

Person 2: Dude, now is not the time to be letting out meat groans. We're at a funeral!
by ClassicJohn October 1, 2019
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Meat Masher

when your so horny that you phone up EVERYBODY in your contacts.
I Had a meat masher fest all day yesterday
by AAustinMega October 2, 2019
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