Soft Cake

A woman with large breasts, a big ass, and a thicc belly and thighs.

Guy 1: "yo did you see the new girl at Subway?"
Guy 2: "oh that thicc ass Soft Cake? Fuck yeah I did."

by WretchedWyrm June 9, 2021

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cunt cake

Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.

I took home that slut from the bar last night and she had a cunt cake the size of a footballl.

by chives66441 June 11, 2021

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cake

the ultimate substance of the universe. actually the ultimate substance X the answer to the meaning of life squared. aka very nummy!

That was some nummy cake! (there are no dirty meanings or double meanings in this definition)

by Connundrum1 February 18, 2003

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meaty cakes

Hostess Twinkies manually filled with greasey pork sausage

The man ate far too many meaty cakes.

by Otis Cooper March 19, 2003

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A Xan cake is a specific cake made by Lil Pump to celebrate 1M followers on Instagram that is based off the design of the Xanax pill. It has a specific way of cutting it. The top of the cake features 3 numbers: 5 , 90 and 3 (idk what they mean tbh :/) and on the front, it has "Congrats on 1M" written on it

The video of Lil Pump cutting the cake has been used to make AI Parodies of it (for ex: Miss circle cuts a Xan cake).

Pump: "This is how you cut a Xan Cake"
Phone: *ping*

Pump: "Uhh!"
Troy: "All the way down."
Pump:"SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP TROY"
Troy: "All the way down"
Pump: "SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP! TROY YOU'S A BITCH, YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO NIGGA!"

by キッスマヤそ August 30, 2024

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stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024

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