Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

Defying the meat

Inserting your dick so hard into a mans that it fits.

Like defying the odds, I have just been defying the meat of a man I fucked.

by FantumTax June 19, 2024

Meat and Video business

A business term for when two distinct and very different businesses merge or an exist business brings out a completely new and at odds revenue stream.

that grocery store now sells car insurance, ' that is a total meat and video business now'.

by At odds June 16, 2022

We have the meats

(From the Arby's slogan): we have what it takes to make you sexually/socially happy

Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?

Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.

by Sexydimma December 6, 2024

Meat Yanker

In fancy terms: A masturbator connoisseur of the Male anatomy. A man or woman who enjoys tugging on penises as an extracurricular activity.

Aaron was "playing" on his PC late again last night but we all know he was just pleasuring himself again... he is such a meat yanker!

by Paco4u December 14, 2019

Meat-eating is fine Day

On November 23, we acknowledge that eating animals is fine.

Please celebrate Meat-eating is fine Day, even if you’re vegan.

by Animeird November 18, 2020

Meat Vault

The underlying area of the female anatomy just below the pelvic region that is mainly purposed for reproduction, typically housing a faint odor of day old fish.

Dude, I hooked up with Rebecca the other night when we were shit-faced and slid my tube steak inside of her hairy meat vault!

by Halosimage February 15, 2021