meat-cute

When you drop your q-tip in a stranger's meat sandwich during a meet-cute.

"Hey, me and this guy are having a meat-cute." -22 Jump Street

by Ihatekofte May 30, 2023

Meat-wopped

Relentlessly encumbered by one’s own circumference. Can also apply as a descriptor for a males priapic appendage.

“Babe does this dress make me look fat?”
“Ngl you’re lookin a little meat-wopped.”

by dietkrampusdelight May 13, 2022

dead meated

when you do something despicable and deserve to be slapped in the face with a foot long jimmy john’s sandwich and a singular piece of
day old lunch meat

Haley’s going to get dead meated if she beats me at game pigeon again!

by poopsynooties May 29, 2021

meat whirl

Smacking a girl in the face with a penis covered in Arby’s sauce.

“When he gave her a sloppy meat whirl Arby’s sauce got all over the walls, curtains and dog.”

by Savage burrito December 18, 2017

fresh meat

your secret plans to achieve success

I’ve got some fresh meat 🥩🍖 lined up and I’m not gonna let you spoil it not this time!

by Charles Sea Container November 22, 2023

Fresh Meat

One of the greatest comedy series of all time

Friend 1:hey what are you watching
Friend 2: only one of the greatest comedy series ever created (fresh meat)

by .Ewan. August 29, 2022

Fresh meat

No man wants a old fucking women catch up man.

Fresh meat let's say we can start at 13 👍 go bananas lady's your a star till you tern 25

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 16, 2019