Cat food bath monster

The Legend of the Koekoeken. A Koekoeken is a monster that steals bodies by playing the victim’s game of their choice. If you lose, the Koekoeken will take your body. If the Koekoeken loses, then they keep that body for the rest of their lives. They bathe in cat food because of the taurine inside of it, as they need it for nourishment. When there was no cat food, they used boiled cow’s urine to keep them sustained. The Koekoeken appears in a Netflix series called, ‘Creeped Out’.

Stu searched up a cat food bath monster on his computer and found out that it was a Koekoeken

by Chrischael November 9, 2021

cat head biscuit

When you bury your cat up to their head and then run over it with a lawnmower

Garfield pissed in my closet so I gave him a cat head biscuit.

by Max. L August 19, 2008

cat shit dick syndrome

when a black guy's dick is so small, it actually looks like a piece of cat shit.

Girl 1: holy shit. look! that black guy's dick is so tiny!

Girl 2: no shit man, he's got cat shit dick syndrome.

by al3xal3xis July 13, 2010

Non-binary forehead cat

A cat with a non-binary gender identity that is growing out of your forehead or someone she's forehead.

"Do you want to let my non-binary forehead cat?"

"I Stan non-binary forehead cats."

by Greenshirt1023 January 4, 2021

Shaved Cat

shaved cats are the lamest things ever. they are those wannabe skaters that are between the ages of 8 and 16. they usually have shaved heads and are short but not always. they always act really cocky even though they're losers/posers
Its often used as an insult when someone is being lame and too normal

*guys with buzz cuts on skateboards skate by*
Sophie: Oh god, its the shaved cats. I hope they choke on their hairballs

Joon: "He has a flathead. Therefore I hate him"
Julian: "ok?"
Joon: "Go die you shaved cat"

Bryan: "I'm so much cooler than you fat Asians"
Samantha: "No one likes you you're just some lame shaved cat"

Cole: "Psh I'm so much cooler than you, Joon"
Jeremy: "Go fuck yourself you shaved cat"

by A pocketfull of amazingness February 21, 2009

throw your cat around

1. Hurling your vagina at every man and/or woman around.

2. Another term for the activities of a slut.

"You just love to throw your cat around the town, don't you?"

"She keeps chucking her cat around, like a slut."

by Mimi08 December 30, 2013

Tighter than a Cat's Ass

Intensely tight to the point that entry seems impossible

"Due to the visit of a foreign dignitary, the police had the city locked down tighter than a Cat's ass!

by Mr. Jameson September 14, 2010