Tearin up the cake. My boy and I were eating some cake last night and this morning and we tore it up. It was so good we couldn't stop. Means: Going beyond normal. Having the best time ever. Excess in the best way possible. Used in a sentence... We were tearin' up the cake last night, yo!
by Dkrtist April 02, 2020
CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!
'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '
by PISSBAGPO April 04, 2018
A euphemism for Throat Cake that is sometimes used by the bashful when they don't want to talk about having semen in their throats, instead referring to 'cake'.
I had so much 'cake' stuck in my throat after I went up to Steve's room last night. I didn't know whether to spit it out or swallow it. I totally had cake throat.
by Deep Cakethroat December 05, 2013
by DitchBaby June 06, 2023
Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.
by chives66441 June 12, 2021
by Lady Viscera November 29, 2017
by MEGAscrub_ April 11, 2020