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Mohawk Joe

Probably from Chicago, or at least a suburb of Chicago, but probably not from actual Chicago. Red Wings fanboy that chokes on cock and male ejaculate, which he also uses to hold up his hair. Likes to be racist at his job and not let hot chicks in because he gets no penis touching. He probably hasn't been laid probably like ever. Maybe a gay dick, idk.

This is guy is probably the worst. Mohawk Joe if you're reading this, suck my clit bitch and don't trip over your clown feet.
" That fucking twat Mohawk Joe won't let my friend Karen in!"

HotGirl: " why won't you let me in?"
Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"

HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"
by CaliGirlUNC June 6, 2019
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Smokey Joe

When a lady is going down on a person, takes a break and mistakenly reaches for a quick swig of nearby beverage not realising it was being used as an ashtray and proceeds to vom all over their partners genitalia
OMG I was totally gonna fuck Dave until I drank some of that Bud and Smokey Joe’d over his peen
by FranDeKamp June 7, 2019
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Joe valentine

Joe valentine is a man they u will never wanna let go he loves his family more than anything. He has a open heart and he helps as many people as he can. When he passes away everyone that knows him will remember all of the amazing things that he did for people and his family and for this world. He will be missed a lot. He is known for his amazing music and kindness. He is the most handsome man in the world... one day Joe Valentine will change the world step by step... if you ever meet Joe Valentine never let him go u will live-blogged him your whole life.... Sincerely, his Daughter: Sophia Valentine 💙❤️ Love u dad I will always love you to the moon and all over the universe and times 100+
joe valentine:hey do u need help with anything?
Person: yeah
Joe valentine: what’s up??....
by Sophia grace valentine June 13, 2019
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joe pollitt

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Joe

Joe was your typical fortnite gamer whos obsession for childrens assholes took over his live. At night Joe regularies wonders the shit hole arbroath where he abducts children spreading their ass cheeks, filling their ass with fresh hummus. Joe would then rape them in every possible hole. He would then drop them off home which a complementary jar of mayo. Joe is the most wanted criminal known to man due to him recently breaking the record for most dead dogs raped in a day. 600 is now the record. I use to fill his lunch box with moldy cheese because if I didnt he would fill my pantie drewer with hummis. I've tried to help him with his addition but the smell of dirty nappies gives him orgy strength which cant stop him from getting to children.
he did a joe all over the wall
by Debbie Noble June 17, 2019
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Joe Niemic

When you can't stop blowing dudes in jobsite port-o-johns.
That fat guy over there is such a Joe Niemic
by Thatfatguyjoe242 June 18, 2019
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Joe

Joe Is a crazy motherfucker with an enourmous cock. When he walks down the street, women within a 500 yard radius immediatly orgasm and have hormones pouring out of their ears. Dont fuck with Joe, that hard ass motherfucker will kick your teeth in!
Did you hear about how Joe nearly killed that girl with his cock?
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