by Harderplz December 31, 2018

Poop

It comes out of my butthole.

Me:hunghhhhhhhhh

My mom: she probably pooping again

Friend: oh ok

Friend thinks to herself why she is still is my friend
Friend realizes that she has no other friends

by Y do u need to know February 10, 2019

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Group Poop

A spontaneous and perplexing event when everyone takes a poop together at the end of an orgy.

I never felt closer to Tom and Karen than when sitting next to them after I fucked her and everyone taking a huge group poop together.

by Nun on the run March 27, 2020

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Poop Whistle

A type whistle crafted using fresh, moist feces.

Every time I blow this poop whistle, bits of poop and slop spray out of the end.

by Master P’s Theater February 20, 2024

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Poop

A mundane and smelly thing... Unless it's outside of a toilet... In which case, it's fucking hilarious!

Hym "Everybody is laughing AT Amber for pooping in the bed but I'm over here laughing WITH her.... Because that shit is fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I feel bad about the Depp thing now though..."

Hym "Hahaha! We were illustrating a point about how inflammatory statements are blatantly ignored when they're coming from one side of the political aisle. Our point still stands! Hahahaha!!"

Iam "Well...."

Hym "We can't feel bad about everything all the time. 🤷"

Iam "I know but still..."

Hym "THERE'S A DOODIE OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET!! Come on! That's not where DOODIE goes! That's what makes it fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "..... You're so childish..."

Hym "HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS HILARIOUS!?!?"

by Hym Iam May 2, 2022

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