I <3 milfs

Adi's obsession with milfs that is very much unhealthy but they do not care-

I <3 milfs is simply a phrase that means someone has mommy issues basically/j

by s1mp4c0lgate March 9, 2022

3 fingers up

you are single af

she has 3 fingers up, she got no man, she doen not have a crush on some one

by bbisweetiee September 10, 2023

no <3

used to be funny at first but then it got taken over by the locals
basically used to signify sarcasm/pettiness or wtv
usually used with the kissy/blushy/heart face

Person: Do i think im cute?
Person 2: No <3

by noahneck September 26, 2020

December 3

national give your girlfriend a hoodie day

“you need to give her that hoodie December 3

by 9608 December 2, 2021

Pako <3

A very cute pink dinosaur who helps you get all the hoes

Person one: OMG is that a Pako <3
Person two: yessir

by hot_naked_guitars69 December 24, 2023

3$ car wash

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.

Hey man why are you walking funny?

Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.

This is why she left you bro

by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023

name 3 friends

A good insult/comeback and a good response to ‘name 3 random band songs/albums’

You can alternatively use other numbers instead of 3 to fit what you’re responding to.

*John wearing a nirvana t-shirt*
*random old man runs up to him and starts shouting in his face*
R.O.M.: name 3 nirvana songs!
John: name 3 friends!
*R.O.M. goes into shock and starts rolling around on the floor because of how amazing John’s comeback was*

by vuahm June 7, 2024