National Fat Friend Day

National Fat friend day where you celebrate ur big friend. Get them lots of food to fill there large bellies.

National Fat Friend day = celebrate your fat friend

by Mikethegreat3 November 11, 2022

National short people throw

On October 28 You can pick up and throw anyone who’s under 5’4 with no permission needed

Hey it’s national short people throw day lets throw them

by The cuh October 27, 2021

national happy puppies day

national happy puppies day is on april 15th don’t forget to comment happy puppies on every post you see

yo! did you see emma comment happy puppies on jason’s post for national happy puppies day?

by uheggo April 3, 2021

National eating pussy day

October 19th is national eat pussy day and the girls and guys get together even if you don’t know each other.
Happy eating pussy day !

yo boys it’s national eating pussy day

by Jacksnsmith October 19, 2020

National Lying Bitch Day

EVERYDAY OF THE FUCKING YEAR (including: leap year, bitches don't take a day off)

Friend Jared : "Hey did you know today is National Lying Bitch Day, that must be why your wife got DP while she was at the "park with the kids"."
Friend David: "Fuck you Jared, every day is National Lying Bitch Day"

by FBGMTGMBAM March 5, 2022

National bully Flynn day

A day where you can be a retard to any Flynn without getting told off

Guys if we see Flynn we can bully him as much as we want because it’s NATIONAL BULLY FLYNN DAY

by National bully Flynn day April 5, 2020

National suck dick day

National suck dick day is on October 17th so suck that dick!

It’s October 17th you know what that means, it’s national suck dick day

by Keeprunninlikeforest October 17, 2019