James Rowe

An idiot in 8th grade and hes weird he likes to say random things at random times

go away james rowe you're annoying

by CryoDead December 4, 2019

James King

A very popular guy who is pretty much unattainable. All the girls want him and go psycho when the realization sets in that they are just a joke. If you marry him his already wife will message you to inform you that she is his wife and that's when you say.... well ..... OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW. He is now your wasbend...

Old wife: JAMES KING?? he's my husband
New wife: he's your wasbend cause he's my husband

by Urmom916! April 14, 2025

James

Annoying mf, sometimes acts like a little kid and brings up old memes that aren't funny, James are annoying aff

Hey How you doing

My name is James Hi

*left chat*

by 92728299282 November 13, 2022

Harry James

A saucy minx who when paired with his blue nike mercurials will whip a top bin swaz finesse shot at grange Astro turf. He is also a virgin.

Yo blud, your girl is bare harry james ennit.

by Kettle Lips September 18, 2020

James-Phobic

A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.

Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.

by TedHate43 September 7, 2025

James

Leader of gay pirate association. Crippling Ice addiction as they are often from Beaudesert.

Person 1: "have you talked to james lately?"
Person 2: "No he has been so busy running his gay pirate association"

by thomasdarben123 May 8, 2023

James

Massive Dick
Hot Man
Many Wives

James's dick is bigger than yours

by OfficialURBANDictionary123 July 18, 2023