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Guard Bro

AD guy: damn dude my last deployment fucking blew.
Guard Bro: yeah flying for Southwest has been really kicking my ass too.
by scipioafricanus1836 May 13, 2022
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New Bro-nfels

the town where all the bros go to float the Comal and Guadalupe rivers. Not to be confused with New Braunfels.
All of the Sigma Nu dudebros from San Marcos and other parts of the dirty eight thirty went to New Bro-nfels to go tubing.
by drew7667 July 8, 2009
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Kells bro

EPIC YOUTUBER

http:/ /www.youtube . com/@KeIIsbro
Yo dude did you watch the Kells bro video

Ye it was epic
by ChickenNugget Master with Eggs December 16, 2024
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Super Smash Bros Ultimate

A game that is inferior to its predecessor Super Smash bros 4 in every way. Why did this game add so many irrelevant characters? Shouldn't characters be added to the game based on importance? What do we have for relevant dlc Sephiroth and Banjo. All the other dlc seems bland and out of place for a game about Nintendo's all stars. A game where the online mode is even worse then Super Smash Bros Brawl because of the games engine. Sure the game is fun but when your in elite smash and you just fall off the stage randomly that isn't fun. Also the online mode costs money and you cant even taunt in elite smash. For some reason as well Sakurai also took out the disconnect players when their targeting the same person too often. Super Smash Bros is one of Nintendo's most popular multiplayer video game series. How can the fan base over look all these flaws in this game?
by Gamer222 December 20, 2021
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Chrad bro

A mixture of "trad" (as in traditional) and "Chad." Has a strong focus on "traditional western values" such as eating red meat, abolishing porn, praying, finding a submissive wif, and sucking other dude's dicks in secret. Usually an incel that refuses to accept that they can't get laid; Instead they blame it on women having individuality.
That Chrad bro invited me to his nutsack tanning party after the raw liver buffet and the Jordan Peterson movie screening, and he asked me to stay the night since his wife left him for mentally abusing her
by Zekkry1 July 26, 2022
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Bros before hoes

(Brose before hoes) the word means to never let a women take u away from ur freinds or hoes or a bro is always there for u never leaves u bit then a hoes comes along and ruins every thing see if ur girl says she is going to stay the night at a freind house u leave it be then the next morning u call all of her freind they say no she didn't stay at my house then if u go out to spend the night at a freinds house the next morning she will ask are u cheating on me,are u done with me,did u sleep with someone else,I'm leaving u,no u are probably gonna sleep with someone else
Freind:bros before hoes man
You: why do u say that

Freind:because my girl dumbed my ass
You:ya thats y u never leave ur freinds or a girl
by YEET5454 March 27, 2022
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Bros before hoes

The thought that first started morality when in prehistoric times a guy first thought , " bros before hoes".
Guy 1 : What do you think about her?
But 2 : bros before hoes.
by Bro 2012 December 27, 2021
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