hope day

hope day (april 28th) is a day where everyone worships hope.

hope is so amazing and now we have a day to appreciate it.

“hey, what are you celebrating?”
“i’m celebrating hope, seeing as it’s hope day”

by nagitoshopeslut December 21, 2020

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bongus day

A holiday that started in Norway to celebrate the forth coming arrival of Hiilian Bongus from the depths of the sea and the throat of the Kraken. The tradition has is celebrated through feast, festival, and sport. More recently through Canada it is celebrated by families and the night ends in a hearty game of hockey. It has recently migrated to America and is commonly celebrated through the youth as a 'kegger'.

Happy Bongus Day Dad!!

by norvilemikey May 25, 2016

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Shooting day

Schools Shootings are allowed on this day.
Just kidding, you sick fuck.
June 32, cause it doesn't exist!

1: wanna shoot up a school? It's shooting day
2: your sick.
2: Fuck no.

by Yeyeyeydychd May 20, 2021

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No Roblox Day

On 3rd of November you are NOT allowed to play Roblox for the whole day. If you play roblox then no food for you!

Justin: Bro, it's 3rd of November, we can finally play pooping simulator! :D
Theo: Why No Roblox Day gotta exist? :(

by NOOBUST Elec November 2, 2021

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Table Day

That one day of your period when you're just so horny you want to be taken on a table. It could also be any day of extreme horniness.

Me: "Unf I want him in me."
Mojo Jojo: "Table day?"
Me: "Yep."

by Juju Bee 02 June 11, 2013

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robert day

Self centered, asshole who believes he is a lady's man but in reality is just a loser. Believes he is a gift from god but is instead just a typical old douche bag.

Why would anybody want to be robert day?

by Hkdjfidm91 August 17, 2017

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