mama monkey syndrome

The act of picking pimples on other people like a mama monkey picking bugs off their babies.

why must you pick my pimples like a mama monkey? you have mama monkey syndrome.

by expedition18 January 20, 2023

Pink Puff Syndrome

So named for the Dreaded Pink puff of Final Fantasy 4, which had a very small chance of dropping its tail when defeated.

Sufferers of pink puff syndrome are unable to stop repeating task regarded as a grind in the hopes that eventually they will be rewarded for their effort by the random number generator.

The player was 0/200 on the random monster drops, but his pink puff syndrome kept him trying.

by Forgottenandlost May 8, 2010

Max Lee Syndrome

Max Lee Syndrome is a Mental illness a pot user can obtain. Symptoms include minor retardation and an urge to “sesh”.

Person 1: Fat tiger baby.

Person 2: I think it’s time we get you checked for Max Lee Syndrome.

by Dr. Kevin Potty April 23, 2020

Virgin Mary Syndrome

An extremely attractive young evangelical who frustrates mankind by refusing to allow anyone to sample her fine genetic attributes. Whilst occasionly this condition can be cured by marriage, in general, such women will shamelessly parade both their physical magnificance and their moral superiority before all men in order to satisfy their relentless desire for universal recognition. Virgin Mary Syndrome is commonly abbreviated to VMS.

Matt: Hey babe, grab your coat love, you've pulled.

Joanna: Sorry Matthew (whilst stroking his arm and pitying his damnation), I'm not that kind of girl, but you're welcome to come to my prayer meeting tomorrow morning.

Matt: Goddamit Jo, Brad told me had Virgin Mary Syndrome. Anyway, so have you seen Candi around?

by 69 All Stars May 8, 2013

y/n syndrome

The implication of someone behaving like a "y/n" character (The main character in a fancic) but in real life.

Emily🥺: Omg the teachers here are so finee
James: Bro she must have y/n syndrome

Allie: For real miss girl is trippin idk who she's talking about

by 90° Pop corners November 16, 2021

Endless Piss Syndrome

When one urinates for extended amounts of time, generally significantly longer than their normal amount of time. Endless piss syndrome often occurs in the form of many small outbursts of urine after the main stream has ended. This can happen from a number of different factors, one is drinking way too much Coffee.

Dude I've been stood here for hours, I have a major case of Endless Piss Syndrome

by ReallyCoolDude June 3, 2015

Carpal Thumbel Syndrome

A syndrome where the thumbs can't be used to text on a smartphone due to over texting.

Unlike carpal tunnel, where the problems occur due to a median nerve in the wrist, Carpal Thumbel is due to a nerve pinching in the hand.

"Kara, why can't you type a text?"

"I can't move my thumbs! I have tingling, numbness, weakness, and pain in my thumbs! Could it be Carpal Tunnel!?"

"No. What you suffer from is Carpal Thumbel Syndrome."

by spaztic_nerd May 20, 2013