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James

a lying, cheating, narcissistic, abusive, manipulative cunt who is also a sociopath. stay away at all costs.
“have u heard what james did”

yeah what a cunt
by pussydough January 28, 2023
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James

James: yum I love curry

Jude: fat fuck
by Jimmmmmmm69 October 9, 2019
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James

A well meaning kid, socially awkward or entirely inept, but still tries his best to be a nice and caring person. Has difficulty making friends but has a small personal circle of people that are cool with him, but he's a lot more charismatic online. Handsome, but his outward demeanor or certain aspects of his appearance like weight and style make it harder to get girls. Potentially clingy, obsessive even, as a result from social isolation, but is open to change, and has good neuroplasticity. Superficially intelligent, knows a lot of obscure references and facts like any geek, but also well read and has good spatial intelligence and high IQ like a true nerd. Has peculiar interests and hobbies, eccentric, maybe a bit foofy from time to time, and finds it hard to relate to other people, but is easy to talk to once conversation gets going well. Flirtatious and romantic, but lacks confidence and fumbles talking to girls. Overall, rough around the edges, but once you get to know him he's a good guy, just lonely.
Classmate 1, quietly: James, he's kinda weird isn't he?
Classmate 2, quietly: Yeah, but he's not so bad, kinda wonky sometimes but he's a good guy. He's misunderstood, give him a chance.
by JimboSlice477 October 29, 2022
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James S

I giant virgin who licks his own dick every night, he loves the taste of his own cum, but loves Doritos more. He is sometimes called a crack-head, because of how much he wants to put his head in a wet pussy crack. Overall he is one big asshole and will blow you off just to blow himself, and if you walk in on him he will plead for your cock up his ass. He also has beautiful hair and lures girls in UNTILL they see his cock.
That guy is such a James S, he blew me off just to blow himself
by BakuBling February 11, 2019
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james

An absolutely amazing person with a beautiful heart but a crazy soul. Will eat spiders and lollies off the floor but deeply cares for those close to him. Don’t let him go.
girl 1: yo i started dating james

girl 2: wow what a total catch!
by ridgespur April 10, 2024
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James

Someone:"who's that guy with bad music taste"
Someone: "James."
by MoUseGuTz9 August 7, 2022
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James

Retarded ass nigga that has down syndrome probably the most stupidest
Johnny: yo do you know James?
Michael: Yea he's retarded
Johnny: oh nah
by SkibidiMale3 March 27, 2024
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