Chocolate Bracelet

When you anally fist somebody but go too deep for the glove you're wearing.

Yo I saw Carl at the bus stop rockin' a chocolate bracelet.

by ThickNessie April 15, 2024

chocolate frown

To press your mouth and cheeks tightly into your partner's dirty ass crack and go "phhhbbbsssffft" so hard that you get an arc of poo on your face, hence, the "chocolate frown".

"Damn, that bitch got all up in my grill, so I told her to get down there and get her bitch-ass face a chocolate frown."

by ubiquitron May 15, 2006

Chocolate slurry

When your performing cunnilingus on your girlfriend and your tongue slips and you lick her butthole

Oh last night I gave my girlfriend a chocolate slurry it was awesome

by bandana darren October 18, 2022

chocolate dip

When you fill up the toilet with so much shit that your dick gets a little dirty. That's what we call a chocolate dip.

Man I just had so much diarrhea that I got a chocolate dip.

by ratdad209 February 4, 2023

Chocolate Flonase

When one presses their rectum up against their partners nasal cavity. Then uses flatulence to clear out the others sinuses.

My sinuses were clogged up. So I got my boyfriend to do a Chocolate Flonase. He pressed his sphincter firmly against my left nostril and whilst holding my breath, he farted in my nasal cavities. Cleared my sinuses and I was able to eat the corn kernels left over.

by EltoeCam February 19, 2025

Chocolate Croissant

Noun: refers to an act of sexual intercourse between a white female and a black male, typically after purchasing Starbucks or other coffee related items.

Yeah man, I totally gave her a chocolate croissant.

by Randomshi69 June 5, 2021

Chocolate Smooch

When there's a little bit of shit on someone's asshole hair, but you're trooper and eat their ass anyway.

"Dude, last night I gave Sasha a chocolate smooch!"
"Nice!"

by Gordoncheese May 17, 2018