My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.
by Dc53 January 12, 2016
Get the churn chocolate buttermug. by Paisley_pony March 28, 2012
Get the Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickelmug. by PeachesNAlex September 23, 2015
Get the Chocolate Tube Slidingmug. The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.
4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*
by _Tallulah_Rose August 10, 2023
Get the Sweet Chocolate Starfishmug. by Dazzler bwg June 27, 2022
Get the white chocolatemug. by robowolf May 3, 2016
Get the Chocolate Surprisemug. a sexual act between 2 people in which the man shits in the other persons mouth and they smush it in their mouth and spits it on his cock
Person 1: hey man did u hear jack and his girl did a chocolate smush?
Person 2: yeah man we should try that tonight
Person 2: yeah man we should try that tonight
by Izaak_B July 31, 2024
Get the Chocolate smushmug.