ghost writers in the sky

Da team of words-and-melody-notes jotters who actually composed da now-hugely-famous country-music selection, but put Johnny Cash's name to it.

An author should actually be da one to write his own compositions, or said plagiarizing fake might be condemned to join da ghost writers in the sky for all eternity!

by QuacksO December 22, 2022

Co-writer

Ohohohohohoho! Maybe not a charlatan! Are we starting to believe the things we say? Because I was going to go on a about how meritocracy isn't real and use myself as evidence... You know? Cause of all the blatant and public exploitation? But that might no longer be necessary! I don't have a bank account so just bring a briefcase full of money.

Hym "OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! Oh!? Is the world-changing, genius philosopher your co-writer now!? Is that was makes your book so deep? Because it was co-written by the Mariana trench in human form? Hohohohohohoho! You're a lucky guy! To have the world's greatest mind on retainer like that. Maybe I was wrong about you!"

Iam "You forgot the 'convenient excuse' part..."

Hym "Huh? Oh! Ah shit! Yeah, Autism would be a super convenient excuse for my behavior. Untouchable! Beyond contempt! Above scrutiny! Better than everyone! Ahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam January 3, 2023

Comdey writer

I could totally do that! That would be cool. Dan can produce it and I would totally cast you and katy. She has a great voice.

Hym "I could totally do that! Comdey writer sounds like fun."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

There are many characteristics of such a fag. Someone who talks with a lisp and hangs their left all frilly like a girl. They dress in women's clothing and join cheer in high school and college. They become ballet teachers at the WMCA and dress in tights.

I went to the ballet and saw a limpy wristed fag dancing.

by Mr. Homophobia May 30, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who leaves a wet spot on the chair when they sit down. It is normally caused by the rounding out of their Cornholio by a butt Pirate. The rounding out and the expansion of their cornhole causes it to leak brown liquid.

That Limpy Wristed Fag has a brown spot on the back of his underwear.

by Mr. Homophobia June 12, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who has an unnatural affection for the intake of poop through their mouth by sucking on a Butt Pirates Pole which has their own poop on it.

That Limpy Wristed Fag has poop in his mouth and it is dripping down his throat. I think it is unnatural. It is perfectly natural to squeeze one out and pinch and wiggle your butt cheeks while doing it. It not natural to intake poop.

by Mr. Homophobia June 18, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who is expanded and all rounded out via a butt pirate.

Gee, that limpy wristed fag has a big cornhole. His farts play bass.

by Mr. Homophobia August 1, 2023