Blink wink

When you're listening to or watching something really boring and trying to stay awake.

1) Reading computer manuals makes me blink wink
2) Watching Tidelands is a total blink wink film

by xXPrincessHeartbreakXx December 9, 2009

wink-syncing

When you flex your butthole to the words/syllables to the lyrics of a song to make it appear that your asshole is singing the song.

"It took me a while to perfect wink-syncing to November Rain, but finally got it down"

by UnicornRainbowtits March 24, 2025

woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

salami wink

When deep throating so far it makes your eyes close “wink”

Kelsey went down on me so hard she got the salami winks.

by Bubbles258 May 8, 2023