Idiot families and fanboys that beileve that the Nintendo Wii is the best console ever, when it is just a dumbass system with hardly any great games.
i<3wii - "i luv my wii, its the best console evr"
coolman23 - "it really isnt that good of a console"
i<3wii - "gasp! y do u say that??????"
coolman23 - "cuz there are no good games for it"
i<3wii - "well, fuck u, asshole, wii's are awesomeeee"
coolman23 - "no they arent"
i<3wii - "FUCK YOU U DIRTY PIECE OF ASS!!!!!!"
coolman23 - "stupid ass Wii Owners...."
Lacking the eye-hand coordination to properly use a Wii controller, leading to a lot of frustrated arm-waving and inability to play even a simple game.
Dude, you just ran Mario off a cliff, what are you, Wii-tarded?
-adjective 1. characterized by wii-tardation: a wii-tarded child.
-adjective 2. characterized by the inability to wield two separate and completely different controllers to perform simple tasks in popular video game systems made by Nintendo.
¨Cnoun 3. (used with a plural verb) physically wii-tarded persons collectively (usually prec. by the): new schools for the wii-tarded.
Usage: I could tell by the way he held the controllers that boy was clearly Wii-tarded.
Common Usage: "Man that guy is so Wii-tarded, he can't even walk across the lake and attack something in Zelda."