GuanZhe's Uncertainty Principle

If two things are about 50% the same, they are as good as being the same thing, as quoted by GuanZhe

What did you say? You're gonna kill him? I heard you're gonna kiss him... meh, by GuanZhe's uncertainty principle, they both start with 'K-I', it's as good as the same thing.

by Reverse Godzilla November 7, 2020

The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle

The fundamental principle that whenever you're in a disagreement with someone, even though they may be 100% correct, their point will always have a degree of uncertainty due to being a 'bitch ass nigga'.

"Dog, why do you have pics of my girls feet on yo phone?"
"No, I don't"
"Bro they right there"
"Well, due to the The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle, you're wrong"

by IBA-0045633 August 10, 2022

i am in unbearable amounts of pain

a phrase used to describe when a person is very happy and joyous!!

person 1: "i am in unbearable amounts of pain"
person 2: "me too :3"
person 1: "help me"

by fatalsilliness October 21, 2024

I am in unbearable amounts of pain.

somebody who is completely fine and is not in any pain at all

person: AAAA I am in unbearable amounts of pain.
person 2: okie :3

by fatalsilliness March 19, 2024

Privateer of Uncertainty

Pansexual butt pirate, under charter to the Queen

I think you have a chance. I hear they're a bold privateer of uncertainty. Offer to buy them a grog and see where it goes.

by JohnsonFrog December 13, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025